hello small feathered things i am a baby elephant it is nice to meet you may we shake noses?

hello small feathered things i am a baby elephant it is nice to meet you may we shake noses?

(Source: sansgod)

mexicankitsch:

Bitch, dont you “previously on…” me. I have been watching this show for 5 hours. I know what happened.

Teacher:Reading a book is better than sex.
[Class titters]
Teacher:It’s like a 10-hour orgasm!
[Laughter increases]
Girl pipes up:Yeah, and with a book I actually get to finish!
[Boys’ laughter dies off almost instantly as the girls hoot]

parachemical:

Favorite Albums: Paramore - RIOT!

"Why the name ‘Riot!’?"
"Because, you know, we’re punk rock."

(Source: parachemical)

tip-toeing-through-the-tardis:

avenge-timeywhimey-things:

mitchsoul:

grilled-cheeese:

what-the-hells-going-on:

deansass:

because people wanted me to make a tutorial and i hope it wasn’t too vague 

the whole point is it’s made for you and you make it as detailed or complex as you want.

p.s if you have tips or such please send them to me! I will add them here!!

SO YOURE SAYING THAT I CAN ACTUALLY BE BEST FRIENDS WITH ANY FICTIONAL CHARACTER AND IT WILL BE LIKE THEYRE REAL

this is incredible! another thing to help you concentrate while creating your mind palace is to maybe blindfold yourself and actually walk around so that you really feel like you’re in you mind palace. and when you’re changing the furniture or whatever, i found it helpful to move my hands around, sort of like how tony stark does with jarvis

anyways, this is an incredible tutorial and i will definitely be putting it to good use

This will be mine. I will have it and I won’t need much of anything more.

Oh my god thank you! Thank you so much! This is actually a great tutorial. But immmm… My question is how do I store information in my mind palace?

I have a mind palace and it’s pretty sweet. I store info in separate rooms, putting objects related to it. Or sometimes making a book on the shelf tell me the page I stopped reading it at instead of using a bookmark. It’s your mind palace, you can do whatever you want, find a way to store info that works for you. Write it down, make a note, draw a picture, make up a jingle tune for it.
Make sure to re-visit the place you stored the info in to make it easier to remember. The more you see it the better.
Make sure the different places you store things in are /different/. You don’t wanna mix them up by accident.
Just remember to be creative.

f1rstperson:

giddytf2:

"Gay marriage is still illegal. Can we get a ‘boo’ for that? It’s crazy to outlaw marriage. Marriage is a happy thing. You shouldn’t be able to vote on someone else’s happiness. These people don’t know these gay people, they’re not going to know them, they’re not gonna be their friends…they have control over their lives. That’s not fair.”

Civil muffin.

"I ordered a cake and if you order one at the same time it’ll affect my cake! You’re threatening the sanctity of my cake!"

(Source: 30rockasaurus)

http://thelesbianguide.tumblr.com/post/73855234639/thelesbianguide-could-really-go-for-a-make-out

thelesbianguide:

Could really go for a make out session right about now.

You know the kind where it starts in the kitchen. I come up behind you and rub your shoulders. Kiss you on the back of the head. My left hand moves down your back and finds its place on your hip as my right hand…

yggdrasilly:

These men are perfection. [x]

There’s nothing wrong with sex, people.

a-hookah-smoking-caterpillar:

claireruns:

thechroniclesofrin:

- Having sex every day. 
- Saving sex for your wedding night. 
- Never having sex.
- Having sex with different people.
- Having sex with one person.
- Having sex with a person of your same gender.
- Loving sex. 
- Hating sex. 
- Being loud. 
- Being quiet.

The only thing wrong with sex?

When it’s not consensual.

Because that’s not sex. That’s rape.

Reblogging again because this post is so important. 

THANK YOU

(Source: strengthissexy)